I love them too. Hearts are cute and funny! :3
No, sorry. I don't like anything with nudity in it. I should have also mentioned how I always imagined that heart underwear-wearing raven-haired beauty; slaying monsters with her sword as her armor lies scattered across the ground. You see; she is basically a female version of the knights in the Ghosts N’ Goblins/Ghouls N’ Ghosts/Maximo series of video games. In these games, you play as a male knight in armor. After one hit you lose your armor (in the originals; in the Maximo games it takes several hits to knock your armor off), leaving you fighting in your heart-patterned boxer shorts. I was playing one of those games after I hit puberty, and as Maximo lost his armor I thought to myself, “What if this game mechanic was used on a female character?”. Now that image won’t leave my head. If you know someone who’s taking requests and is good at drawing this sort of picture, could you please let me know? Or maybe I’ll break down and get one of those custom credit cards you see at drug stores and load it up with enough to pay for a commission. I honestly don’t care who draws it, as long as it doesn’t have to be labeled for mature content. My ideal heart print underwear looks like this: global.rakuten.com/en/store/ma…
Put those on a woman with dark hair so long it goes to her hips and who wears it with a half ponytail (instead of a full ponytail she lets the hair flow to her shoulders then starts the ponytail with the part of the hair below them), have her fighting the monsters without a hint of embarrassment (like the Ghosts N’ Goblins characters; though it does bother her a little bit she’s too busy fighting to make much of a fuss about it, and she knows that there are worse things than fighting in your underwear) and that really would be the hottest thing ever for me.
"So now I'll make you pay!!"
I'm glad that you like X3